A poet named Fred

Fred Furt was a short and stout poet.

He was conceited yet clever and considered himself cheerful.

But though he was always solaced, his poems were sweet, sophisticated and satisfied readers.

Jimmy James Junior didn't like Fred Furt, or his poems.

Jimmy's wife Wanda, wished Jimmy wasn't so wicked towards Mr. Furt.

But no-one knew that Jimmy James Junior's horrible past involved Fred Furt....

Words

They're such a pain, and I don't even gain.

They fill up every line, and send shivers down my spine,

But without them, I would've never heard,

Of the horrible invention they call WORDS!!